Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

pieces of casework

Slang term for recreational drugs.

Dude I’ve dealt with just over 3,000 pieces of casework since April.

by anonymous October 21, 2022

Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

Imma lying piece of chicken

a great sex term

Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

by Rjp September 18, 2013