Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

in the pipe 5x5

Where Viper will put you to piss him off too much

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

SKIN PIPE

A nicer, more mature way of speaking about a mans genitals.

Keeping it PG.

'Oi mate get yer skin pipe out'

'Yeah I sKiN pIpEd her so hard man'

'No, I wasn't too fond of him when he got his skin pipe out...'

by skinpipe October 3, 2018

Pipe Cleaner

When one man fucks another man's penis.

The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.

Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.

Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".

Man 1: "Fancy getting fucked up the piss hole?"
Man 2: "A Pipe Cleaner? Sign me up."

by Flingbot Shitsmear May 18, 2015

Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023