National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

by #1 redler June 29, 2021

National Epicasino Day

1st of January. A day to appreciate the amazing Epicasino :)

Person 1: It's the 1st of January, you know what that means?
Person 2: NATIONAL EPICASINO DAY!!

by Maria Thomas December 23, 2020

National Egor Day

On November 3, we will all elect Egor for president. Once he is the president of the US he will be president everywhere. Then he will be ruler of the universe.

"Today is National Egor today."
"What's national Egor day?"
*Dies*

by DictionaryTron November 2, 2020

National céleste day

may 12th is national céleste day it is a day to give céleste mango juice and lists of money and praise her make sure to bring that mango juice or she will transform

Person 1: Hey it’s national céleste day let’s give her mango juice
person 2: Yeah lets go

by céleste November 26, 2021

National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

National maZaza day

A day usually when school students wear shades at school, the battle of culture between trapper$ and haibo yebos!

Let's have national maZaza day tomorrow

by B00TYB0I September 10, 2021

national circumcision day

on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you

federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it

by Federico57 February 15, 2023