Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
by Anthony juul October 29, 2019
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Noah is generally a great guy but always talks about how he can do stuff above his skill level and always hypes himself up around his friends.
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
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Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 28, 2017
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an Indian white boy who makes jokes about Mexican Asian people for thinking that sushi is a burrito and dipping sauce is Donald trumps Dorito flakes on his face

Noah is an aidsical
Obama is not a noah
by gaymater mc liking it February 16, 2022
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a noah is a real heartbreaker. he will lock you into his trap and keep your heart forever. but little do you know he is always in love with any and every female. weather its real or fake love. he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesnt show that he cares. hes real sad but doesnt really let people see. only close ones. hes a rude person and is very self centered. only does things thay benefits him.
girl one:omg is that noah?
girl two:yea, but dont mess with him. he messes with everyone.
by Jackly Davidson April 05, 2020
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noah is short and yum and hot
noah is hot and yum defined
by NoahFienyyyyyyyy October 21, 2020
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he is short and hot yum
noah is yummy
by NoahFienyyyyyyyy October 21, 2020
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