No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
by lolbopxd November 16, 2022
This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.
Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together
by Crackh34d October 27, 2019
The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want
by Ballerboy 537 November 02, 2019
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by Ashter?! November 02, 2023
National Nicshits Day is when you get Nicshits for the greatest rapper of all time 162PUFF. National Nicshits Day takes place on March 3rd.
Yo bro are you ready for National Nicshits Day?
by 162PUFF March 04, 2023
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023