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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.
Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.
by jdmccallen March 11, 2008
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018
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Left nut activity

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.
Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!
by Glizzygang420 January 21, 2023
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Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road
by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016
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