Jump-oFF

Lighting a broken torch lighter with a bic

Can I get a jump-oFF so I can hit this smoke

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another

I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.

by radio ccl November 25, 2018

Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.

Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.

by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

Jump Up

A person at work who gets up right when lunch is over and goes to work Immediately.

Sit back Down Jump Up Jimmy and stop being such a Douche.

by NightCrawler123 November 12, 2020

Bungee-jump

The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.

I'm going to bungee-jump you after school.

by Aaron Kwicke August 25, 2017