The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName March 31, 2016
Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
by pearl1000 December 24, 2022
by solarcupids December 24, 2022
When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 07, 2017
by the rizz god December 24, 2023
That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
by Ya.Boi November 04, 2017