Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.
Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?
by phillyboiz March 21, 2021
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These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.
You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s
by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022
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Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
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1- Stepparent's second-cousin.
2- Parent's step-second-cousin.
3- Step-second-cousin's child.
4- Second-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-2C1R.
My step-second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
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Spicy Second

An especially eventful 'hot second'.
"That video call took a spicy second."
by BreadstickEnthusiast November 08, 2021
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Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.
Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.
by CerealBeforeMilk April 02, 2018
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second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
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