by Lil bro theory fan July 9, 2025
Get the Lil bro theorymug. When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.
Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.
by PJeffz March 14, 2025
Get the Slide Theorymug. Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023
Get the Corporate Tortograph Theorymug. Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013
Get the Ed's Theorymug. by Theoryzz February 13, 2021
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Get the Segal Theorymug.