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Celtic Football Club

Glasgow Celtic Football Club was founded in 1888 by Brother Walfrid. Brother Walfrid helped Irish immigrants at the time as the bigoted Protestant Scots would not give any Catholics jobs and tried to drive them from Scotland.

Despite the anti-Catholic bigotry in Scotland Celtic became very succesful very quickly. Despit etheir city rivals, rangers, having a sectarian policy of only signing Protestant players Glasgow Celtic have never had any such policy and have ALWAYS signed any players regardless of religion. Jock Stein, a Protestant himself, once actually said that he would sign a Protestant player first as he knew he could go back for the Catholic player at any time as rangers would never touch them.

Glasgow Celtic's strip is one of the most famous in the world being green and white hoops. This hasn't changed in over 100 years.

Glasgow Celtic are the only Scottish team to have ever won the European Cup and they did it with 11 Scotish players. they also reached the European Cup final a couple of years later but lost to Feyanoord. No other Scotish club has even reached the European Cup final. In the same era Celtic won the league title 9 times in a row which at the time was a world record.

Celtics honours list is the greatest in Scottish football having won more different trophies than any other club. These include the European Cup, The League, The League Cup, The Scottish Cup, The Coronation Cup, The Empire Exhibition Cup and the Glasgow Cup.

The Celtic supporters are the greatest supporters in the world and have proved this time and again. An example of this was in 2003 when FIFA and UEFA awarded them with the title of Best Fans. This is in stark contrast to their city rivals rangers fans who are constantly fighting and being warned by UEFA. The most recent example of this was in 2005 when they were charged for singing sectarian songs.

Despite the bigotry and bias of the Scottish media and the SFA in trying to degrade Glasgow Celtic by demanding that they take down the Irish Tricolour and asking their fans to stop singing the songs of their native land, Glasgow Celtic are a very succesful and dignified club. Without a doubt the greatest club in the world. TIOCFAIDH AR LA
Glasgow Celtic Football Club are the only Scottish club EVER to win the European Cup
by Francis Hughes October 12, 2006
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celtic football club

One of Scotland's Old Firm clubs. Founded by Brother Walfrid, a Catholic priest who started the club in order to raise money for the poor and oppressed Irish/Catholic immigrants in Glasgow. Constantly shamed by rivals Rangers FC, whose repeated racist and heavily sectarian chanting at matches has led to UEFA punishments, but Celtic supporters are best known for their "Greatest Fans in the World" title given them after UEFA gave them the Fair Play award for their spectacular support, something never before given to a fan base. Despite this, Celtic are accused by Rangers of singing sectarian songs at matches (even though the songs are actually political and sectarianism is only used because the accusers do not know the difference). Though there are small factions of Celtic supporters who do this, the vast majority have nothing to do with it, a somewhat different situation than their famous rivals. Celtic was the first team to win the European Cup from Britain, in 1967, and did so famously with 11 men all born within 20 miles of their stadium, Celtic Park, a feat surely never to be matched. That team is called the "Lisbon Lions" named for the city in which they lifted the trophy, beating Inter Milan 2-1. They are the current reigning champions in the Scottish Premier League and have won the competition
The Celtic Football Club is the only Scottish side to win the European Cup.
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Three Dolphin Club

An association (probably non-existent) each of whose members has had sex in space, assisted by a third astronaut to keep the two bodies pressed together in zero gravity. (The theory goes that that's how dolphins do it in the water, but several online videos show that no third dolphin is necessary.)
Does that pin with 3 dolphins mean that she has joined the Three Dolphin Club?
by Third Dolphin April 17, 2018
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Detroit Yacht Club

A private club in the city of Detroit. Most famous for its youth who would swim for the team in the summer and party all year long.

For this reason, the club would attract many kids with one year of eligblity to swim.

Some of Detroit's Most Wanted people swam there.

The swim team was made up of kids from DPS, Grosse Point South, Grosse Pointe North, Mercy, University of Detroit Jesuit, among other.

Those who did not swim there wanted too.
Bob fell in the river after getting way too drunk at the Detroit Yacht Club.

All events required partying at the Detroit Yacht Club.
by gggsexbox January 31, 2007
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D-Dub Club

International organization for people who have been arrested for driving while intoxicated.
"Did you hear who's the newest member of the D-Dub Club?"
by zanzibarz February 14, 2008
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Cougar Club Combo

When one engages in intercourse with both the mother and the daughter either as a threesome or on separate occasions.
Dude I totally had the Cougar Club Combo with Ashlee and Daphne last night!
by Eurekah June 29, 2010
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Truck Fight club

Truck Fight Club
A group of highschool students who drive trucks,often referred to as douchebags and fags. Their english is very poor and therefore hard to understand. Other people are often referred to as "jimmy." By day they drive their trucks around pointlessly revving their engines, squealing their tires and smoking cigarretes and drinking beer in the high school parking lot hours after school. At night they drive around drunk and frequently set fire to a pile of tires and kill cats with pitch forks. They frequently prey on unsuspecting girls with low confidence promissing them fun parties which are always either at a hunting camp or beside a pile of burning tires. These girls are referred to as groupies. Once one becomes a groupie they become a lifetime member as it is impossible for them to quit.
Rip roarin'
"holy fuck Jimmy"
Doug
Who are those fags hacking darts in their truck, oh its truck fight club.
by fight club disliker December 28, 2006
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