Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

Left hearted

How come there's issues?
Did you run out of tissues?
From the day that I started,
Now I feel left hearted.

Johnny is feeling a bit Left hearted cause he was taunted by a bunch of flying rats!

by Don't you know who I am November 23, 2023

great hearts

The schooling here is quite exquisite. As soon as my small parched tootsies set foot into the cube shaped facility I was unexpectedly greeted with a decent sized fellow who seemed to be chugging a
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out

Widerally hit da gwiddy at great hearts devious ahhh smash gay among us Fortnite sped

by Rizzly bear December 9, 2023