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Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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Dylan Lord

Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess
by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!
"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"
by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.
Why is he acting like a Dylan
by Trapgoose November 23, 2021
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Dylanism

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism
by Juicenugget April 1, 2019
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Dylan

dude1."Whats up Dylan."

Dylan "hello".
by hehpoop August 17, 2023
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Dylan

i pray to dylan
by The Negar January 16, 2023
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