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cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.
Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!
by Pepper jack August 21, 2016
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Sponge cunt

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
by Joltzi December 20, 2010
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Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"
i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"
by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014
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cunt ruggler

An idividual; typically male, that hunts pussy, without any regard to anything or anybody else, abbandonment of male friends often entails. A tool of a friend that is so entangled in the vag that he ditches even his closest buds.
Dude, Tom is such a cunt ruggler.
by Jake Show December 29, 2007
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Cunt Cling

When a female vagina is so tight that it looks like it is being pulled out on a back stroke while fucking in the doggy style position.
I got so fucking horny watching her "cunt cling" while I was fucking her doggy style
by tooltoter March 5, 2012
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Cunt-Lashed

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up
by Ron J September 29, 2003
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cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.
That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.
by AngryBandy July 10, 2017
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