Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 17, 2011

crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..

don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?

by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008

Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.

The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!

by Pendleton March 04, 2022

crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 05, 2022

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 19, 2018

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024