Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.

My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.

by angle3034 November 1, 2013

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago

Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10

by Jason Mo June 23, 2004

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019