crotch yahtzee

The act of masturbating for men.

Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.

by FatherB November 18, 2013

crotch stench

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.

"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"

by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017

barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

by riggamorrris July 30, 2017

crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018

Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

by Sam Manion June 12, 2016