gæs christmas musical

the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms

hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?

by otbadyson November 27, 2020

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.

"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"

by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020

Christmas

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.

Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Nashville Christmas Bomber

See "Looney Maga Bomber".

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Christmas

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.

Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!

by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020

Christmas

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling”

“Like a kid on Christmas morning”

by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021