The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 9, 2020
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When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis
"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"
by SLIGE MAN March 17, 2018
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When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
by Road boredom August 19, 2018
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In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?
by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022
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When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 15, 2023
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The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.
I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.
by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022
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