The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.
"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"
by Grogon September 7, 2025

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
by Kermode Bear September 25, 2018

You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.
by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018
