Brandon

sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind

person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please

by Igetshot October 15, 2020

brandon tyrel

Someone sexy, toned, and self kept. Dispite his many wonderful traits, he has anger issues he struggles to keep at bay. He’ll blow you off and not see a problem with it. But man, is he good in bed

Brandon Tyrel is a real nigga

by Louella May May 14, 2018

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022

Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself

person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "

by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022

Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH

Brandon fucked yo girl

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018