Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
Get the Dick Joke Paranoiamug. 
A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.
While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
by Cmuehlbe October 10, 2023
Get the Mom jokemug. by Brace face baibee April 28, 2020
Get the Jokemug. adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.
synonym; cancel culture
synonym; cancel culture
Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.
by Bytti April 14, 2021
Get the joke blindmug. by presley 123 June 19, 2017
Get the ice a jokemug. A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.
Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.
by Birdstheword July 5, 2022
Get the Jungle Jokemug.