canadian gator

When you ejaculate in her mouth so much she has to unhinge her jaw.

"Dude I just gave Alyssa a Canadian Gator."

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017

Canadian cuisine

Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!

You: What Canadian Cuisine?

Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.

by Don't get mad, get vlad October 5, 2017

Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock

Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.

by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017

canadian short stack

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.

Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.

by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017

canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Canadian Coat

The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.

Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.

Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.

by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017