stepped in shit

Adjective. Past tense of step in shit, meaning having had a stroke of good fortune or luck.

"Boy, your brother really stepped in shit when he married a multi millionaire's daughter"

by ···DUG99··· April 21, 2018

Attic Shit

(n) - A shit that has been brewing in the body for more than 5 days. These types of feces are so rank, they can result in the closing of a bathroom for days.

Phil: Jesus man, did you see that HAZMAT crew in the neighborhood?

Steve: Yeah, we had to call them in to take care of that attic shit Michelle dropped this morning.

by ito2378 July 28, 2010

Kick Shit

Hang out or chill; mess around; kill time.

I went over to David's the other day to kick shit for a few hours and talk about MW3.

I just kicked shit the whole break 'cause all my friends were out of town for Thanksgiving.

by 1958 December 28, 2011

goofy shit

Goofy shit is like bullshit, Bull fuckery, Estupid shit lol, Non factor, Irrelevant, wacky,just ughhhh!!

Yo I ain't with the goofy shit. Fuck outta here.

by Cuntyone October 4, 2017

Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

by johnny alans February 19, 2010

No Shit Sherlock!

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

by pseudonym ツ October 7, 2020

fuck this shit

Commonly said when you are at the end of your rope doing anything at all. Normally after you have felt bitchy and pissed off all day.

Sitting at the computer surfing around when you just get fed up and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and go to bed.

by ladydee7669 December 14, 2006