Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

Cyber-raped

When you go on a video chatting site and you give a total stranger your email. He then sends you a virus that freezes your whole screen but not the video. He (it has to be a male) then shoves his dick on the camera and forces you to stare at it.

Jim made the mistake of chatting with strangers, and he got severely cyber-raped.

by rob121212 February 17, 2012

raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013

cape rape

The process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her ass whooped. This expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.

If Thor and Spiderman had to fight each other, Spiderman would get cape raped.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

Chat Rape

1. When a person instantly messages another person as soon as they appear online, on any social media.

2. When a person constantly messages another person via text or social media.

1. "Fuck I've literally just logged on to Facebook and Ryan has chat raped me 300 times within the last 15 seconds!"

by Passport Whore September 20, 2015

Naval Rape

v.: spraying old spice into someones naval. fun when done to roommates. the point is to burn the hell out of their naval. usually followed by the tribal yelling of naval rape
old spiced is also acceptable

Yo lets naval rape the heck out of dan since he is being such a douche.

by OldSpiced October 21, 2009

Steam rape

Steam rape is when you leave your computer and you forgot to log off your Steam account and someone decides to fuck around with it.
The most popular things that people do when it comes to Steam rape is - Changing profile picture, changing Steam profile description, texting friends

Person 1 - Hey, Bob forgot to log off his Steam account
Person 2 - Ay lmao, let's Steam rape him!

by StickyGamez May 25, 2016