Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

by UltimateDoge November 5, 2022

National give your friend money day

A day where you give somebody money because why not usually occurs everyday

“If he can’t break bread he fake”

“National give your friend money day”

by Coolguy7923 November 6, 2022

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

your mom

Your mom is probably the most caring and loving person you will ever meet in your life,Most moms will get you what you need and a lot of want you want too! she will do anything for you especially because your her child and she will choose you over anything.Your mom is going to be super beautiful too.

your mom is hot

by your mom tried to swap you November 7, 2022

Have sex with your ex

November 8th.

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?

by You're welcome 69 November 7, 2022

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

Your Mom

When someone makes an insulting joke about your mom its made by people still stuck in the past and by annoying

roblox,discord and fortnite kids

Boy1: You Look Stupid
Boy2: Your Mom looks Stupid

by Okhale November 8, 2022