Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you
Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant
by Death Menace June 01, 2023
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wham bam thank you stan

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT

3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
I went out last night hooked up with some guy and let me tell you "Wham bam thank you Stan".
by -unkown March 08, 2014
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gg and fuck you

Term used mostly in MMORPGs by people who are extemely jealous of another person dropping extremely rare drop.
"GG" is the "congrats" part and "fuck you" is the "GOD DAMN WHY I CANT GET ONE LIKE WTF" part.

Originating from Hypixel SkyBlock subreddit where someone posts extremely rare (and lucky) RNG drop, he will get bombed by these comments.
1. Examples:
A: bruh i just got a mythic longsword with 0.0001% chance
ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM: gg and fuck you

B: back to back legendary pet! FNSKJFSKFSFFSDDKSFDS
C: gg and fuck you!!!!!11!111!1!1

2. Hypixel SB example:
D: RARE DROP! Exp Share Core (+9% magic find)
D: wtf it only took 8 zombie kills
ENTIRE LOBBY: gg and fuck you...
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imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi
guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"
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Its on you

Somebody who gives you something for free or shares.
Andres: Im boutta get a Dime Bag

Chaz : Its on you?

Andres: Damn..iight come thru at 5
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OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
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thanK You Sam

Thank you sam (stylized thanK You Sam) is a play coined by a swiftie on twitter on the popular Taylor Swift album track about her haters ‘thanK you aIMee’. It means KYS.
Annoying people: I’m not like other girls, I don’t listen to popular artists like Taylor Swift. I listen to super underground, underrated artists like Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes
Normal person: thanK You Sam
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