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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
mugGet the can i put my ballz in yo jawmug.

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy
Person two: “but he has a child
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
mugGet the I love hot dadsmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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i beat citra

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i beat citra by varse woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by b vhgb uyhjbg October 25, 2022
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I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"
I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked
by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011
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