national pull up day

a day to bring all of ur weapons to school to grusemly murder any karen’s, lynn’s, or amanda’s!!

December 11th is national pull up day! I can’t wait!!

by Karen Bradwell December 1, 2019

fuck your bitch of a mom day

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 5, 2023

National Dhrivika Day

It is celebrated on June 18th

National Dhrivika Day is the best day ever

by bun! June 19, 2021

hay day

Jusy having a great time and fucking some midgets

Hvis pussy var penger så hadde hver dag vært en payday for meg kompis
Hver dag er en slay day for meg kompis
Hver lørdag er det hay day for meg kompis

by PussyWhop October 8, 2019

Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying

Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

National Tyle day

National Tyle Day is on December 5. If anyone knows Tate, they should know about National Tyle Day. A day to support Tate x Kyle and possible make fanart for it. It is also Tate’s birthday!

“Hey it’s December 5th. You know what day is it?”
“It’s Tate’s birthday!”
“..And also National Tyle day dumbass!”

by Taaamte November 24, 2021

national hug a friend day :)

you can hug any friend you would like 👍

me: *hug*
friend: why did you hug me?

me: it’s national hug a friend day :)

by emdjdjenjf December 6, 2021