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smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.
- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.
by WASPish girl October 10, 2019
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For sizzle my NIZZLE

Friend: is that true
Me: For sizzle my NIZZLE
by Irini_15 October 13, 2019
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scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.
“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.
by Funface October 15, 2019
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Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her
Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"
by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019
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Crush my sun

by WillShake August 3, 2019
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dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
by chillypoptart August 8, 2019
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Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.
"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"
by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019
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