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A pointless place where you learn pointless things for no reason. Teachers think that our lives are: reading books, studying, doing homework and doing something else that has something to do with school. School is this but simple:" Sit down, shut your fucking mouth and do everything I say. You have no rights in my classroom."
School seems like child slavery. Did you know that there is something out there called Google? It's where you can learn what you want when you want. You don't have to have shit shoved down your throat for 6 hours. It's all your choice.
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I was sick but I used Google to learn what I wanted to. It was actually quite fun!"
*Teacher has a heart attack because she heard google*
by LittleTimmyCry April 24, 2022
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School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.
Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”
by TheJokerLaughs March 9, 2023
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brother rice high school

Bloomfield hills, Michigan. full of very good looking boys with not as good personality. we suggest u do not go for a brother rice boy unless u want to cry a river.
Rating before: 4/10
"what school do u go to?"
"brother rice high school"
Rating after: 10/10
by amomgussussigmabakagriddyohio December 6, 2023
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School

Six
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School
by Hamblenet March 16, 2022
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School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.
Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.
by school bus friend August 2, 2024
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school is a waste of time
school is soooooo boring today
by itsemmabitch June 10, 2019
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