Type Shit

A behavior or situation that the person you’re answering probably will be familiar with. “Type Shit” is used Instead of describing exactly what happened or the mundane details of the situation/behavior.

How was your vacation?

“ it was wild , lots of promiscuous type shit.”

by Warriorm3 February 5, 2024

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

Cheesed yo shit!

Cheesin yo shit is an idiom for ripping a cheesy shart.

"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"

"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024

Diabolical Shit Taker

Julie Easton is a diabolical shit taker this 5’2” 120lb woman can plug any toliet even NASA’s.

“ The diabolical shit taker has done it again somebody call Beacon it’s freakin plugged.”

by LADYRUU February 8, 2024

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

by anonymous April 5, 2023