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Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."
by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024
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Mutual Bitches

When two people are each others' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck each others' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.
Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah, I do all her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
by chillcary August 19, 2019
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Trick Bitch

-A bitch who thinks she only everything, tries to correct someone even though she is the one in the wrong and gets easily offended when you call her out on her own bullshit.

-A think she knows it all bitch that names herself after a cartoon cat from Alice In Wonderland.
This girl legit thinks she knows everything. God I hate trick bitches
by Anonymous Bitcheroni August 15, 2020
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Unwrinkled Bitch

-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience

Person 1: “Ay man what’s good”
Person 2: “Pretty good bro, I got an unwrinkled bitch”
Person 1: “A what?”
Person 2: “Unwrinkled bitch, she much better than that other girl I dated, she was dry”
Of all the women I’ve met, my unwrinkled bitch is the best, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.
by Unruley mambisto October 16, 2021
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Basic White Bitch

Anyone named Sophia, Addy, or Olivia. Who ever saw this on their iPhone and that is their name, they likely just texted everyone they know. Probably is actively going to Starbucks.
That Basic White bitch Sophia is so stereotypical, she comes to school with Starbucks every day.
by WhoTheFuckIsGigaKnitta March 31, 2023
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DICKHEAD BITCH

by Haku01 September 28, 2021
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