İ

a letter i that has never hit puberty

İt seems that İ has not hit puberty

by pumby_rhino August 5, 2023

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

like I was like

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

by d3qu April 19, 2018

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

I

in the sky…
I have flew…
Up so high…
Beautiful beyond anything I ever knew…
Crashing down…
I have done that too…

Ideas I have created…
That made me so elated…
Numbers I have chased…
Here and there…

Here…
Figured out once again

that was merely my imagination in high gear…
Seeing him I did…
Simultaneously,
Numbers moving everywhere here…

When your heart screams…
Anything you would/ will do…
To believe …
That it is your he…
Yep…
100% guilty would be me.

That doesn’t change my love for he…
As I will always love him with my everything….

This will always be true…
4u

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 29, 2024

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025