Killed To Rest Because I Hope You Get Killed

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I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011

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person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023

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As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

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Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

by Remembert man July 27, 2021

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When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

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