Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.
“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.
by Getcoded May 10, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024

We stroll by each other…
A smile and a wave…
How that made my day…
I wish it would stay that way…
Continue…
I still do…
Broken… yours appears to be..
Right now You I see…
You don’t look at me…
Don’t think I tell myself…
As another ride down I will go…
Easier this would be…
If only my love I could show…
A smile and a wave…
How that made my day…
I wish it would stay that way…
Continue…
I still do…
Broken… yours appears to be..
Right now You I see…
You don’t look at me…
Don’t think I tell myself…
As another ride down I will go…
Easier this would be…
If only my love I could show…
by U loving me; only in my dreams February 2, 2024
