I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"

Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father

by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022

MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you

1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024

I love Hudson more then infinity

i love this boy more then you can ever ever ever love someone or something

Elouise xx

I love Hudson more then infinity

by clairexcooper November 28, 2020

kuk i bur

Something a guy named Felix aka Fix It Felix says and uses Kjetil Rekdal accent

kuk i bur

by fix_it_felix13 April 5, 2019

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

I lice her

Its a different way of saying a like her/him usually by genz because if youre a millennial get tf away from me

*someone is so sweet*
“OMG I LICE HER SO MUCH”

by Badbitchassfat231 June 8, 2021