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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Doin your mom

Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night
Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?

Yes
by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022
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Suck Your Mom

A slur for Chinese people from the old English days, referring to Europeans fornicating with the Chinese women without their consent. Nowadays is usually used as a derogatory phrase towards friends.
"Yo Tyler I'm gonna Suck Your Mom!"
"Don't you dare bro!!!"
by RANKELMOBASTARD January 9, 2023
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in your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
by Avlixn July 19, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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