national stay at home day

June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.

"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"

"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"

by handle_old June 4, 2022

Honesty Home Health Care

A small home health care business looking forward to growing in Las Vegas, Nevada.

P1: Hey have you heard of Honesty Home Health Care?
P2: No, what is it?

P1: Well, it's a really nice home health care and I highly recommend it!
P2: Alright, thank you!

by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020

No Way Home

Like a Spiderman but a group activity, the act of you and 2 friends jizzing in your hands and throwing it in someone's face.

So called after the film No Way Home featuring 3 spidermen

Georgie better start behaving or we'll have to give him a no way home

by MacMan84 March 30, 2022

aleen came home

When aleen came home to papussy prussy

Heyyy champion, I think you need to come home
No NO RAWRRRRRRR
Aleen came home

by aleencamehome June 19, 2022

Home wrecker

Yegor

Yegor is a home wrecker.

by Mila_11-11 May 24, 2023

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Headless-Home

A house hold that doesn’t include sexual acts involving the oral area.

“I lived in a headless-home for 16 years.”

by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022