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Snot Rocket

When you blow your snot in your partners asshole then they fart it into your mouth.
Julian blew snot into Kolten's anus, then he processed to fart the snot into Julian's mouth.

Snot Rocket - a blob of snot shot of an anus.
by wearetheones November 16, 2022
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Snot Rocket

When someone sneezes but the snot has high velocity cause it to fly either to the otherwise of the face or across the room.
Boy :*sneezes*
Girl1: you've got snot on your chin,

Girl2: you just had a snot rocket
by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014
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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
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rocket

rocket is a scary dude
by luciferdiscord November 15, 2020
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rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!
by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017
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rocket cunt

A woman with insatiable appetite for vaginal penetration.
I had sex with her last night she said are you b even inside me, I asked her what do you what do you want me to do send you to the moon. She said I have already been there , im looking for Mars. She was a rocket cunt.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Rocket

Rarely used slang, used to refer to a firearm.
"I got the rocket on me so that n-gga peeled off"
by howthefuckiseveryhandletaken December 29, 2023
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