Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] October 08, 2008

She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

by dubbedout October 14, 2015

Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 22, 2009

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 16, 2024

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020