Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

Ultimate chicken horse

A game where you compete competitively to an end goal to get points if you get as many points as the settings have you win.

“Hey are you playing ultimate chicken horse?”
“no I am playing Subnautica the high-tech game.”

by Pseudonym1090 November 17, 2020

Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

Chicago Horse Radish

Basically just a black person's semen mixed with a white ho's saliva.

Mmmmm yummy yummy black cock in Bryce Dayringer's butt then he drinks the Chicago Horse Radish.

by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017

My horse is sick

Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.

“My horse is sick, you know what that means”

by Hails8n December 1, 2019