The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
Get the captain toast catmug. The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
Get the Road Captain's Favourmug. Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
Get the Captain James Kurlandmug. by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
Get the CAPTAIN DUCKmug. When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks
Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...
by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015
Get the captain millermug. A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
Get the Captain Karlmug. Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
Get the Captain Hookmug.