No thanks bro

An act of declining

When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you

-No thanks bro-

by Mangolandzs April 10, 2023

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015

Bro' Hoes

Male platonic friends you spend time with more than spending time with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend speaking: "You spend way too much time with your Bro' Hoes it's like you're dating THEM!"

by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009

Bro rate

A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.

"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.

by rockhammerer October 18, 2012

bro-case

when a muscular guy looks for any opportunity to take off his shirt and showcase himself; often appearing as a douche-bag rather than cool

(me at stoplight): u know, it's only 68 degrees outside I don't think you need to run shirtless...

runner: dude it makes me aerodynamic!

me: yea ok, and I'm sure your six pack abs weren't gonna bro-case themselves, right?

by Bigfuzzypeachezzz August 14, 2010

Bro kardashian

A sibling that is short and fat with an ass twice the size of Kim Kardashians ass

wassup Bro Kardashian still thicker than most of the women on earth.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

lesbo bro

A straight male who keeps the company of close lesbian friends. Male equivalent of fruit fly or fag hag.

Mike is shooting hoops with all those lesbian chicks. He's a lesbo bro.

by DykeMike January 11, 2014