poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Bum Activity

- the act of freeloading off a group or individual.

Ex. - A person accepting a date for the free food.
Ex. 2- A person asking to hit off your joint.
Ex. 3- A person not ordering food then still asking to get a piece of your meal.

That b*tch is always on her bum activity with all the dudes she meets.

by SanchoPlug April 10, 2022

Gage Bum

A round plump rump that's juicier than a glass of OJ.

Damn, that sucks like water Gage Bum.

It's plumpier than OJ.

by ukuangle April 9, 2020

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.

It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.

by JWhenn January 24, 2017

Bum tuna

Another word for someone who likes laying with another mandem, while being a complete and utter idiot.

"Yo blood, look at that bum tuna, he's forgotten he's contraception balloons. He's going in raw."

*(sucks teeth) "bum tuna. "

by Minty Lamb March 7, 2022

bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 11, 2017