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Nathan

The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.
Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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Nathan Comer

The complete opposite of an “astute” shows no common sense and is stupider than a bag of clam shells. Also lacks ability to get girlfriends.
You ever seen that young dumb guy? Oh that’s Nathan Comer
by Ncdumb February 24, 2020
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Nathan

A stupid ass bich that will give you fucking shit for no reason.
Nathan: remember last year when you told Aly to shut up.
Me:Why the fuck did you just walk your little ass over here and start talking and saying random shit.
by Dumboy1234 September 8, 2020
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sloppy Nathan

When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with
Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.
by TimmyKelso December 7, 2022
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Nathan

Nathan is the best person you could ever meet. They are so handsome sexy. If you get a Nathan dont let them go
by Huhuhuuu November 22, 2021
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nathan

Nathans are very sensitive but will always be there for you if you need them, they like to be outdoors and to be with their friends almost all of the time, but they also like their alone time too they like long bike rides and late nights out with friends, they like to *explore* ( if you know what i mean) but are to shy to say or do anything about how they feel,
but they WILL cross the line 1 or 2 times but they'll learn from it and it'll never happen again Nathans hate people at least stupid one they don't have time for them Nathan can also be dumbasses and completely stupid some time but thats what makes them fun to be around, most of them are VERY attractive, i've noticed most Nathans are tall bold and blond and not afraid to speak their mind.
person1: whos that hot guy over there !
person2: idk but it must be a Nathan FOR SUREE!
by patches123454 May 14, 2021
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nathan

big dick, charming smile, rather get lethal injected than fight.
aye yo, Nathan's dick so huge I heard it wiped out a tsunami
by number5000 February 19, 2021
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