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by noob1423 May 14, 2018
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Noob

Sanda is a big noob, he gets bullied by his best friend N3koPheonix.
by ZoomerZ200 September 30, 2021
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Noob

A person, that usually has recently begun doing an activity for the first time. People that can do the same activity better in general can give this title to people worse than them.
A noob has beat me with a cod.
by benix134*2 November 17, 2021
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Flash-Noob

A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans
Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs
by The funny troll July 13, 2020
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
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noob

Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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