Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Merry mountain

The act off festively decorating a dog pile of gay men with each other’s penises in each others anuses

Man 1:Hey do you wanna come make a merry mountain with me and some friends

Man 2: what the fuck is a merry mountain

by jjjenther July 23, 2025

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

Bigback mountain

When a large obese person lays down on the ground, they become big back mountain

Look at that bigback mountain there on the beach

by VonWeen December 22, 2024

Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 14, 2024

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011