The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
by ACTethx September 26, 2020
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Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 11, 2020
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Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
by BootyChode December 20, 2019
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Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
by Damianloveshisgf April 02, 2022
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Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
by Mrs. Stinky Flaps November 01, 2020
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Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.
(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"
by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018
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