Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.

That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper

by Chilifart April 10, 2024

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

flock of jizz

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis

That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick

by Kkkade October 12, 2016

Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.

"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"

by the_pieman December 2, 2020

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022