A Nightmare Before Christmas

Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.

Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.

by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023

christmas

christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.

it’s almost christmas!
merry christmas!

i love christmas!

by i_love_xmas November 21, 2021

Christmas

The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance

Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas

“I can’t wait for Christmas, it’s the best holiday in the year!!”

by i love Christmas December 1, 2021

Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.

I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.

by Cami1234 December 1, 2021

The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."

"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021

christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.

God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.

by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020